- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

A Fat Kenyan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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