Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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are u black unlucky

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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I agree

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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