xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Japan

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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