Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Hail Heetluh

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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