- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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