Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Oh, go away

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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