What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Dumbledore dies.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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