- Anti Joke

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

just in time?

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans