- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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