Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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girls basketball

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Today is March 22.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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