- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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