what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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