- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

can you pass the soap?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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