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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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