A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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