- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Politics

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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