Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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women's rights.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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