What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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