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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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