What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

You all have Aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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