Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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