A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Hello.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

do you have a wife?

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

seek beauty

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

what to call someone thats gay zak

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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