- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

whats worse than gill? nothing

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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