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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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minorities

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Asians.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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