- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

rocky is here again.......................

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What did the old man say? Im old

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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