- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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