Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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