- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Knock Knock The doors already open

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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