A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Anti Joke

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