What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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im gay

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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