- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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