- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What is a jew in space? Dead

What's circular and round A circle

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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