- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

aodhan hearty

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Christianity.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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