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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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