What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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