Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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women's rights

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Turkeys are obese

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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