Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

13 =B you just learned something

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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