- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Where's the dick??? east

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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