- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

One, two, three, four and five

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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