Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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ur an fagit

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Bob Saget that is all

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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