- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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