- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the name of the car? What

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Cancer.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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