- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Womens rights

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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