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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Womens rights

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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