Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Skrillex.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

woman's rights

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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