why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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what are you mike bibby?

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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