Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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ur gey

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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