- Anti Joke

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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