Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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