- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

your mom is so fat.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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