Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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nickel back

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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BOTTOM!!!

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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