Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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