You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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I shot a bitch.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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