Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Women's rights

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

yolo your orange looks orange

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Life

Sixty... eight

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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