What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

The Female Orgasm

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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