When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What's two plus two? Window

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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