- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

a blond girl walks into a bar

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

woman's rights

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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