what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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