- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

I'm sn otter

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

I work at jcpenny

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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