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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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