- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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