a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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you gay?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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