What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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a black man pays his child support

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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