- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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