- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Roses are red. Violets are purple

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