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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

tommy is retared

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Knock knock Go away

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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