- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Women can vote? wtf

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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