- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

whats black and large -me

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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