- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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