- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

So a horse walks into a barn.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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