why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

i hate black people

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

women's rights

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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