Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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what has genitial warts? me

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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