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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

wanna hear a joke? yes

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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