- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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