A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Horse.

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feminism

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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