- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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