Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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