Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Yo Momma So Fat!

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