- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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