A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

You having friends.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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