A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Chuck Norris is dead......

Sloths

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Massie is a fatass

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What's worse than this That :(

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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