- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Your Mother

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Romans rights.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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