How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

William wright is Gay

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

whats worse than gill? nothing

hiya

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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