- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

a skinny sumo wrestler

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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