- Anti Joke

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face