- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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