- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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