- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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