- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

A paralysed man falls over.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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