- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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