autistic kids rock

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

a person who will soon die of beeties

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Homosexualism is so gay man

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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