- Anti Joke

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why can't jokes spit?

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.