women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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