- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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