why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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guest what i love pancakes

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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everyone dislike this

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My love life

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Anti Joke

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