Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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