- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

i had sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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