Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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