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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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NEVER

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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