Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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The queen having a shit

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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