A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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