What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

One, two, three, four and five

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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