- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Skrillex.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

woman's rights

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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