- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

YEAH THEY DO!

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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