- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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